i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so...
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
its not. really its just not going to happen
I’m afraid when the inventor says it’s JIF, it’s JIF.
Well my accent clearly makes it sound like Gif.. that`s my story and I`m sticking to it.
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
Now I can write in Gallifreyan AND Elvish!!!
Suck it!
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
Now I can write in Gallifreyan AND Elvish!!!
Suck it!
monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing